Calm down, folks. I'm not saying Jessica Simpson has a leather fetish. (Come on, admit it. You did think that, right?)
No. What I'm talking about is that Ms Simpson, no relation to Homer Simpson, is set to star in a movie about an actress who joins the Marines in order to better prepare herself for a role a la Demi Moore's GI JANE.
Oh, Lord. First the Dukes of Hazzard, now this. I am so not going to see this flick.