Paris to get $1M for "Today" interview?

Oh drat. It seems, dear hearts, that crime, or at least driving-related law breaking, does pay.

Or, rather...it pays for Paris.

According to TMZ, one of my fave celeb sites:

Paris Hilton's first big interview once she says sayonara to the slammer may be with the "Today" show and Meredith Vieira – and boy is Baba Wawa going to be pissed when she hears this!

For more juicy info, see http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/21/paris-getting-1-million-to-gab-on-today/

It does not always pay. She has been dropped by an agency already. However, trash does sell sometimes.